Funny Conversations

I was just thinking of a couple of funny things that have been happening lately. Little conversations and such... I thought you might enjoy them

#1 Institute.

Teacher: Adam was married to this lady Lila before he was married to Eve.

2nd Row kid: Wait? Is this true?

Teacher: No, It's just something I heard.. it's not true.

2nd Row kid: Oh man, I was trippin' for a second.

Couch kid: *dramatically hangs his head in his hands, totally kidding* The church isn't true!!!

bahahahaha

#2 Running In The Woods

Me: *running down a hill into a bunch of leaves* HOLY! *twist ankle in a hole covered by leaves*

Danielle: You okay? hahahaha

Me: WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU?! I ALMOST DIED!

#3 Walking Down The Stairs

Danielle: *wearing shorts* This was a big mistake!

Me: Big mistake, HUGE!

Danielle: Your forehead is big.

Me: So is your a**!