To Date A Nuclear Physicist
I can't focus. I'm supposed to be writing a paper on whether or not I believe that the United States should adopt more policies to further restrict immigration, and I can't think. I'm stuck. I don't know what I believe, i don't know my viewpoint and honestly, I'm going to sound so ignorant right now, but I don't care. Really truthfully when it comes down to it I could care-less. Which is horrible. HORRIBLE. Maybe if this were a real class I could hear the teacher lecture on her point of view then make my decision from that. Yet, to my dismay, it is not.
So instead of writing a paper or reading my textbooks, because I know for a fact that I couldn't focus enough to get through a paragraph, I am sitting here blogging. My safe haven. Oh yeah and I am sneaking glances at this cute guy three sofa chairs over. I wonder what he is studying. Probably nuclear physics or something. I bet HE has an opinion on the immigration policy. Maybe I could get him to write my paper for me, I would take him to dinner. It would be nice. Too bad I look like crap and I am sitting over here chowing down on smarties and tootsie rolls. Geez, the pathetic life I live.
You know what I really want right now. I want to have a 4 pack abs and be able to run 5 miles without stopping. I would really love to have a jamba juice everyday of my life and eat healthy foods but also chow down on chocolate and ice cream. Then I would like to go to the beach and body surf all day. How about that? Does that sound good? It sounds wonderful to me. Oh and a raspberry iced tea somewhere in there. I love Iced Tea. Oo, Oo, I also want to be a scriptorian, so I can quote scriptures and remember all the stories in them. Yeah, that would be nice.
A girl can dream.
See me about the immigration issue if needed...I have a lot of opinions about that these days! But, for heavens sake don't let the nuclear physicist get away next time. Be bold and go get what you want, CUTIE!
ReplyDeleteI'm not so down with the beach and body surfing (I'd be afraid of sharks) but everything else is TOTALLY rockable - I think you should go for it girlie. Buy yourself a jamba juice franchise in the OC, run down the PCH with Julia Roberts (I know she's there - we've seen her) and put the BOM on your ipod to jam to while workin' those egg shell abs. As for the herbal ice tea - you could make some right now. Keep it up girl because you are awesome - just a thought (a really long one) ;)
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