The Number System
He is totally a 9.
-Why do you say that?
He is tall, good hair, nice butt, drives a car, has a good job, oh and did you see how he dresses?
-That makes no sense.
Too bad I am like a 5. My hair isn't very nice, but I do have a rockin' bod. I don't have a car...
-You are killing me.
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Numbers- by Andy Grammer
Well I’m a 5 on a good day 6
Got plenty of things need to fix
A bigger chest and dimples in my face
With those i could be pushing 7 or 8
Guitar in hand add a point to my score
No car slides me down to a 4
6 feet with a pair of blue eyes
Brings me back up chillen at 5
Greater then less then equal to
We’re making this way to mathematical
The value of personality seems to be dead
All walking around with numbered halos on our heads
3’s want 4’s and 4’s want 5’s
8’s think 9’s have much better lives
And it’s a reasonable question to ask
I guess it’s all in how you’re doing the math
And i could sit and here and lie to you
And say that this is something i don’t do
But I’m another number crunching fool
Whose calculators way over used
Greater then less then equal to
We’re making this way to mathematical
The value of personality seems to be dead
All walking around with numbered halos on our heads
And i know your thinking just one time
I wish i could have a 9
But for every 9 there’s a 2
Staring back at you
Wishing you would do what you wanted the 9 to
90 percent of the mental judicial system is
Based solely on superficial intuition
To me that seems a bit strange
Only talk to people who we think we might be kissing
That’s a lot of ideas to be dismissing
Leave it to humans to choose a criteria that we can’t change
Well it doesn’t make sense no it doesn’t make sense
For the numbers to be where we are concentrating
In my mind i sense i can kinda sense in my mind i sense
Asymmetrical interactions simply evaporating
Well I’m a 5 on a good day 6
Got plenty of things need to fix
I need a formula or some sort of plan
To try to focus on the soda not the can
A bigger chest and dimples in my face
With those i could be pushing 7 or 8
Guitar in hand add a point to my score
No car slides me down to a 4
6 feet with a pair of blue eyes
Brings me back up chillen at 5
Greater then less then equal to
We’re making this way to mathematical
The value of personality seems to be dead
All walking around with numbered halos on our heads
3’s want 4’s and 4’s want 5’s
8’s think 9’s have much better lives
And it’s a reasonable question to ask
I guess it’s all in how you’re doing the math
And i could sit and here and lie to you
And say that this is something i don’t do
But I’m another number crunching fool
Whose calculators way over used
Greater then less then equal to
We’re making this way to mathematical
The value of personality seems to be dead
All walking around with numbered halos on our heads
And i know your thinking just one time
I wish i could have a 9
But for every 9 there’s a 2
Staring back at you
Wishing you would do what you wanted the 9 to
90 percent of the mental judicial system is
Based solely on superficial intuition
To me that seems a bit strange
Only talk to people who we think we might be kissing
That’s a lot of ideas to be dismissing
Leave it to humans to choose a criteria that we can’t change
Well it doesn’t make sense no it doesn’t make sense
For the numbers to be where we are concentrating
In my mind i sense i can kinda sense in my mind i sense
Asymmetrical interactions simply evaporating
Well I’m a 5 on a good day 6
Got plenty of things need to fix
I need a formula or some sort of plan
To try to focus on the soda not the can
You are SO not a five.
ReplyDeleteDefinately an 8!!!